There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS    HARD DISK Girls  Remember everything forever    
RAM Girls  Forgets about you the moment 
 you go away from her    
SCREENSAVER Girls  Just for looking    
INTERNET Girls  Difficult to access    
SERVER Girls  Always busy when needed    
MULTIMEDIA Girls  Makes horrible things looks 
 beautiful    
VIRUS  These type of girls are 
 'normally called 'WIFE 
 once enters in your system don't 
 leave even after format